Why do round pizzas come in square boxes?
Round boxes are impractical to manufacture.
Why is Donald Trump the most amazing man ever?
Three words: drain the swamp.
Do you like putting salt on things?
Moderately.
What's the longest you've ever stood in line?
1-2 hours.
What if 'Cat' actually spelled 'Dog'
Sounds like a smart cat.
Do you like it when the wind blows?
To everything there is a season.
How do you like your steak cooked?
Medium-well done.
What color are your walls?
Cream.
Do you like pipes?
Plumbing is usually a good thing.